What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

True - how I loved my mum!

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

How was your JEE 2024 result like?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What! how could you do that?

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

Do you know what she said mum?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What do you mean son?

What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”